Welcome mortals to my “Shocklog” or “blog” as some of you lay-people call it. Why has it taken so long for The Shockmaster to have his own blog? We’ll let me tell you, having the super-natural power to channel electricity through your hands doesn’t do much for electronics. It sucks, actually.

Through this “Shocklog”, I hope to empower some of you puny humans to take charge of your life; much like I “took charge” of Sid Vicious & Harlem Heat in Fall Brawl 1993. Now, don’t get too excited, your simple cellular structure could never match my incredible finesse and mental power.

xxoo,
the Shockmaster.

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Most appliances, such as the television, need to have a free flow of air around them so they do not overheat and start a fire. So do not place anything on top of the TV, or I’ll jackknife-powerbomb you right through the set.

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