The Shockmaster http://www.theshockmaster.com I think this blog is going to "shock" the world. Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:09:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 en Welcome to my “Shocklog”! http://www.theshockmaster.com/2/welcome-to-my-shocklog.html http://www.theshockmaster.com/2/welcome-to-my-shocklog.html#comments Sun, 05 Mar 2006 20:23:22 +0000 Administrator The Shockmaster Speaks http://www.theshockmaster.com/2/welcome-to-my-shocklog.html I'm the Shockmaster, yes.Welcome mortals to my “Shocklog” or “blog” as some of you lay-people call it. Why has it taken so long for The Shockmaster to have his own blog? We’ll let me tell you, having the super-natural power to channel electricity through your hands doesn’t do much for electronics. It sucks, actually.

Through this “Shocklog”, I hope to empower some of you puny humans to take charge of your life; much like I “took charge” of Sid Vicious & Harlem Heat in Fall Brawl 1993. Now, don’t get too excited, your simple cellular structure could never match my incredible finesse and mental power.

xxoo,
the Shockmaster.

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